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Fishing Jokes
I was glad when one fish got away.
There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today". The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing
instead..."
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!"
"That bad, huh"
"She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to
stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"
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